Counting to 4

Original Feist Video:



Sesame Street Version:

Gotta do the cooking by the book...

Let us celebrate the human race for the new year...

...and all its stupidity.

Slate's Unanswered Questions of the Year

Cake Wrecks

Cake Wrecks - Terrible, idiotically fucked up cakes. Hilarious.

Ode to Jim (Henson)

Most Excellentest Science Report Evar

EVAR!

Also, hilarity ensues.

Savage Chickens

Courtesy of Sandy's brother Kenn:



Please see original location:

Savage Chickens

Best of Craigslist

Because the world needed more proof of its own stupidity, Craigslist brought you the best of its bad posts.

Best of Craigslist

How to amuse a cat for hours.

Those who know Sophie and Peia/Peter/Onomatopoeia/Miss Kitty Fantastico/High King Peter The Magnificent ... yes, the kitten has a lot of names ... can you see them doing this?

Chemical Dance Party!

How attraction works... kind of.

The Doghouse

Steven wants us to stay out of it.

Beware of the Doghouse

Brought to you by people who want your money for stupid shiny things.

This year's synced Christmas Lights

Some people have way, way too much time on their hands.

And electricity bills.

Prop 8 - The Musical

Dude.

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

Dr. Horrible - because people need to know.

That's ... not a GOOD sound.

If you haven't yet watched it, go do so. Then maybe you can has an internets.

Pork and Beans

Because the Intarwubs belonged in a music video.

Pork and Beans

by Weezer.

Dramatic animals ... are dramatic.

Dramatic Chipmunk-Groundhog Rodent is Dramatic!



Dramatic Lemur is less overt but still equally effective.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Freaxx

I blame David, who found it on BoingBoing. Not safe for work.

Also, there is screaming.

Table Be Round

Sir Mix-a-Lot - kickin' it Medieval style.

Macy's Rickrolling Parade

I kid you not.

The OTHER Twilight Recaps

LDS Twilight Recaps

#1
#2
#3
#4

Movie

Monty Python: Philosophers Drinking Song

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.

On Romance Novels

Longmire Does Romance Novels

Questionable Content Salutes Sandra Hill

One of the most entertaining things to do when you're in the bookstore with a small goofy group - go into the Romance Novel section and start reading the titles out loud to each other. If you're with the right group, you'll start stringing the titles together into love letters to one another.

Surprisingly, I have never been kicked out of a bookstore for doing this, even while gasping for breath from laughing so long and loudly.

Stop-motion + Cantonese Village People!

I blame Allison.

A Tribute to Ray Harryhausen

You look like you're trying to bend a spoon...

... would you like help with that?



Ubuntu? I'm going to learn ... Ubuntu?

MOGWAIIIIIII!

It's ... GIZMO!!!

Do not moisten or feed after midnight.

Endangered? I have two potential solutions for that problem. See above.

Wewigion: The Card Game

Like magic cards ... only with God-level smites and magic.

God Trumps

Obama's Acceptance Speech - Remixed

To kick this thing off...

A government of the puppy, by the puppy, and for the puppy has not perished from this earth.