...the Japanese just Have to make it complicated, don't they?
...complicated and Awesome!
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Anti-Pedobear Software!!
...sez "no! no! cannot unsee what I haz seen!
(taken at the Apple store in San Francisco this morning.
Also, a most definitely NSFW explanation of Pedobear.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
The Very Model of a Disgruntled Harmonian
Courtesy of Isntitironic on the Fandom Wank back in 2005. Y'know, when people still didn't want to admit that Hermione and Ron made a pretty cute couple in JKRowling's eyes. Thus, the Harmonians: the 'shippers of Hermione + Harry.
I am the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian
I defend my ship of choice with diction Ciceronian
I'm trained in metaphor and in analysis subtextual
My thoughts are all outside the box, my theories intellectual
My position is secure and wholly indefensible
To understand the books aright my ship is indispensible
To overcome an evil diabolic and demonical
The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonical
The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonical
The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonical
The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonitonical
This love of loves was blossoming in every book sequentially
'Twas clear to all Harmonians they'd conssumate eventually
His daring and her intellect together quite invincible
That they are heart and soul entwined are one and all convincible
There's a diffrence, plain to see, between this dedica-ti-on
And vulgar aphrodisia that's just infatua-ti-on
Unless you follow rules chauvinistic and pedantical
Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantical
Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantical
Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantical
Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantimantical
It cannot be but destiny they're meant for true togetherness
To do the hanky-panky in their birthday altogetherness
The Herons have the brains of some amphibian Devonian
I am the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian
The Herons have the brains of some amphibian Devonian
She is the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian
That Weasleys are the face of sin I find is indisputable
Their family impecunious is base and disreputable
William is the vice of sloth, avoids the cosmetologist
In Fred and George we see the greedy and the gourmandologist
Ron is envy incarnate and Percy is pretentiousness
Ginevra Weasley can be none but lewdness and liscentiousness
Charlie is the sin of wrath - he studies things draconian
All clear as crystal to a true and disgruntled Harmonian
Charlie is the sin of wrath - he studies things draconian
All clear as crystal to a true and disgruntled Harmonian
My homepage is an archetype of graphic coordina-ti-on
And point by point lists the results of my investiga-ti-on
I quote the chapter and the page of every interac-ti-on
My case is watertight to any prudent satisfac-ti-on
And yet in doing research for my web prosecutorial
I discovered things forboding and conspiratorial
Corruption in our day and age is tragically prevalent
The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolent
The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolent
The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolent
The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolevolent
Fear not, when I have brought to light the depths of this perfidity
The author won't have any choice but to rewrite the book for me
To rally others to my cause, my anthem is Didonian
I am the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian
To rally others to her cause, her anthem is Didonian
She is the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian
I am the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian
I defend my ship of choice with diction Ciceronian
I'm trained in metaphor and in analysis subtextual
My thoughts are all outside the box, my theories intellectual
My position is secure and wholly indefensible
To understand the books aright my ship is indispensible
To overcome an evil diabolic and demonical
The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonical
The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonical
The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonical
The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonitonical
This love of loves was blossoming in every book sequentially
'Twas clear to all Harmonians they'd conssumate eventually
His daring and her intellect together quite invincible
That they are heart and soul entwined are one and all convincible
There's a diffrence, plain to see, between this dedica-ti-on
And vulgar aphrodisia that's just infatua-ti-on
Unless you follow rules chauvinistic and pedantical
Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantical
Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantical
Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantical
Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantimantical
It cannot be but destiny they're meant for true togetherness
To do the hanky-panky in their birthday altogetherness
The Herons have the brains of some amphibian Devonian
I am the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian
The Herons have the brains of some amphibian Devonian
She is the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian
That Weasleys are the face of sin I find is indisputable
Their family impecunious is base and disreputable
William is the vice of sloth, avoids the cosmetologist
In Fred and George we see the greedy and the gourmandologist
Ron is envy incarnate and Percy is pretentiousness
Ginevra Weasley can be none but lewdness and liscentiousness
Charlie is the sin of wrath - he studies things draconian
All clear as crystal to a true and disgruntled Harmonian
Charlie is the sin of wrath - he studies things draconian
All clear as crystal to a true and disgruntled Harmonian
My homepage is an archetype of graphic coordina-ti-on
And point by point lists the results of my investiga-ti-on
I quote the chapter and the page of every interac-ti-on
My case is watertight to any prudent satisfac-ti-on
And yet in doing research for my web prosecutorial
I discovered things forboding and conspiratorial
Corruption in our day and age is tragically prevalent
The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolent
The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolent
The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolent
The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolevolent
Fear not, when I have brought to light the depths of this perfidity
The author won't have any choice but to rewrite the book for me
To rally others to my cause, my anthem is Didonian
I am the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian
To rally others to her cause, her anthem is Didonian
She is the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian
Saturday, June 6, 2009
LOVE STORY (Taylor Swift) meets VIVA LA VIDA (Coldplay) - Piano Cello - by Jon Schmidt
Ok, this is actually quite good. (From Christy Smith)
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