I blame David, who found it on BoingBoing. Not safe for work.
Also, there is screaming.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Monty Python: Philosophers Drinking Song
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
On Romance Novels
Longmire Does Romance Novels
Questionable Content Salutes Sandra Hill
One of the most entertaining things to do when you're in the bookstore with a small goofy group - go into the Romance Novel section and start reading the titles out loud to each other. If you're with the right group, you'll start stringing the titles together into love letters to one another.
Surprisingly, I have never been kicked out of a bookstore for doing this, even while gasping for breath from laughing so long and loudly.
Questionable Content Salutes Sandra Hill
One of the most entertaining things to do when you're in the bookstore with a small goofy group - go into the Romance Novel section and start reading the titles out loud to each other. If you're with the right group, you'll start stringing the titles together into love letters to one another.
Surprisingly, I have never been kicked out of a bookstore for doing this, even while gasping for breath from laughing so long and loudly.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
MOGWAIIIIIII!
It's ... GIZMO!!!
Do not moisten or feed after midnight.
Endangered? I have two potential solutions for that problem. See above.
Do not moisten or feed after midnight.
Endangered? I have two potential solutions for that problem. See above.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Obama's Acceptance Speech - Remixed
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