Hee hee!

Some Christmas Cheer

Skip to 1:38 if you just want to see the singing... but the introduction is relatively funny as well :D Merry Christmas, and enjoy - my present to all of you!

Wow.

War on Christmas escalates.

Felicia Day + Guild Wars 2 = *squee*

Meme-ology

From BoingBoing:

"Important educational video that documents the rise of Om Nom Nom and its meaning in culture. Includes early footage of Cookie Monster in a training video for IBM.

I watched it with my cat, Red, and he seemed enthralled. Of course, he also chases his own tail.

Rocketboom Institute for Internet Studies: More "Know Your Meme" videos

Aw hell yes

Though, one of my favorite memories will always be the devotion of an entire college class period to the original. The class was Greek, Roman, and Near Eastern Mythology, so it was totally legit. I brought snacks.

My kitty would if I'd let her...

Post-Deathly Hallows... what happened?

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

There are so many things that I am refraining from typing right now.

I'm sure you can all think of a few yourself.

Ganked from The Halting Point

Oh, and apparently it's quite popular on Amazon.com too.

The video speaks for itself.

That's right. Don't look back. Keep on walking.

Quartro Google

For those of us who like to multitask, check this out!
http://www.googlegooglegooglegoogle.com

The latest of in-class technology

Emily ... you know what to do.

Most awesome dog ever.

Most awesome dog ever.

Once you read the title you will know why I had to share

The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction | Cracked.com

The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction. Weird, even for fanfiction.

View >>

Um. Well. Click at your own risk, I guess.

2009 in Auto-Tune

It's ... beautiful.

Lunam Amamus

I apologize again, in advance.

It had not yet been shared here.

So glad I am not a teacher...

Amazingly Bad Answers

I'm sure you've seen some of these before, but others are new to me.

Twilight: Getting Punched in the Face Really is Better

Rejected Wii Games

I make no apologies.

It's just too darn cute.

Coolest House

The Coolest House in the Neighborhood (And Maybe the Galaxy) -- powered by Cracked.com

I have no shame.

Twilight according to The Oatmeal

MAMA! Mama? mama? dada? DADA!

Twilight Sucks! Emo Vampire Song

Just... made me happy. I always thought Dracula was what vamps should be - scary as hell, and wanted to eat you. And getting sexed while working on that was a major plus :D Plus, how can you not like Twilight Bashing?

It's ... beautiful. And sparkly, too!

You will all hate me for this one.

Yes, I think Alli or Sam found it first, but it hasn't made it here... until now.

Moonwalking with hooves?

also Λ != A, so this is apparently Rln, whoever that is.

Tom Lehrer doesn't like New Math

Wheelbarrow Race Win

MAD tv - Bon Qui Qui at King Burger

So wrong, yet so amazing.

Many of us have seen this...

...but it never gets old.

More proof that Kraken are the new vampires

Say what I am. Say it. SAY IT.

You're cold. Wet. You suck. You only surface in the dreams of mankind, its darkest myths, you lurk in the depths of the human psyche.

Cephalopod. You're ... a ... CEPHALOPOD!

Too Many Memes

Internet Memes on Dipity.

From Cindy...I just happened to beat her to the embedding. If you get click happy, I suggest using the full-sized version.

"Mac or PC" Rap Music Video

Mad TV: Can I Have Your Number?

College Humor: iPhone Apps

Irack

I think this is what happens when the British get high.

The Playlist

Obligatory "Don't Do Drugs" PSA

Perfect for those long nights of gaming

The Most Mismatched Roommates Ever

The Most Mismatched Roommates Ever -- powered by Cracked.com

Video Dating in the 80's

Dating Montage
by smithy00101

Carl Sagan Feat. Stephen Hawking

Carl Sagan gets his science on!

Courtesy of Slashdot.

In other news, this hasn't been posted yet? I'm so sorry...

Really, very sorry.

Answering Machine Message From Queensland Maroochydore High School

Courtesy of James

Virtual Bubble Wrap.

Use at your own risk.

Birdscore!

So, dude saw birds on wires and turned the image into a score.

We've all thought it, this dude did it. Win.

Birds on the Wires from Jarbas Agnelli on Vimeo.

Probably too soon, even now.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Science time!

Nearness from timo on Vimeo.

How proximity works to make RFID function... among other interesting effects.

Ganked shamelessly from Boing Boing: Möbius Strip Bach

Original Post



This video shows a selection from Johann Sebastian Bach’s Musical Offering (1747) played forwards, then backwards, then both forwards and backwards at the same time. It was created by mathematical illustrator Jos Leys and science/philosophy blogger Xantox. This Bach piece has long intrigued mathematicians:

In each of these canons a musical line is played twice (or four times in Canon 10). The second version is always transformed with respect to the first by shifting in time, but it may also be shifted in pitch, turned upside-down, stretched, or played backwards. Each of these transformations occurs in the mathematics of elementary functions; they are examples of how new functions can be made out of old and of how a function can be tailored to fit a new situation.

Beethoven's 5th Symphony - Visualized.

Win.

Guild Wars Music Videos

Episode 1: The Kryta Bomber



Episode 2: Heeding the Call



Episode 3: Club Elona



Episode 4: Into the Light

The True Tequila Ad

The Ultimate Showdown (of Ultimate Destiny)

The Ultimate Showdown

The Legend of Neil

Star Trek Search for Hot Girls

I found this and the following two videos whilst scanning through youtube. These are my favs, but I would suggest looking through the channel... there's a great batman/pizza delivery guy crossover...



You know this actually happened, but Star Fleet hushed it up.

Wolverine: The Musical

Wolverine. Claws. Singing. Dancing. Stabbing. The man of adamantium cries.

Voldemort vrs Harry Potter Rap

Just... watch. Seriously. I have no words...

"Is that why you couldn't close the deal with Hermione?"

Cyanide and Happiness: Depressing Comic

Two Weeks - Grizzly Bear

Two Weeks - Grizzly Bear from Gabe Askew on Vimeo.

Bday E-card from the Vice Chancellor of Student Affairs to Emily

No kidding, this was my 'happy birthday' from UC Davis - have fun, and know the signs of alcohol poisoning!

http://safeparty.ucdavis.edu/message/bday/

Funny thing is, my birthday isn't for another month.

lol

On a BOAT!

Original(s):

Yeah, they disabled embedding.

Navy Parody:

I so want to cosplay this.

see more Lolcats and funny pictures

The Awkward Song

Why the GW art team continues to kick serious ass...

Mmm...concept art pr0n turned in-game... *drools*

http://www.guildwars2.com/en/

I know it's not the usual Tube Cloggers fare but ah well. :p
Methinks I may need some upgrades.

The Guild (it rocks)

West Point Cadet Dance

It's funny 'cause they're soldiers.

Win!

Translation tool that makes Engrish fun for many to enjoy.

Translation Party

"Type in an English phrase and it will translate back and forth until it finds equilibrium."

...becomes...

"Until we have a phrase in English and please around the balance, Please enter you can convert."

Enough said?

Guy Catches Laptop With His Butt (from Emily)

L33t Parents, N00b Boyfriend

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Listening failure...

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

I think it more likely that this poor guy will HEAR Pachabel in hell.

Translation of Rap Battle

It wins.

So, You Think You Can Wed?

The Dancing Wedding



The Dancing Divorce

Our Time is Up - short film!

It has Hurley. And it's awesome. Win.

Right up there with the Twilight MMO...

PonyWars RPG

This is going into my "Smack Steven When He Gets Desperate For Attention" arsenal.

Feel free to share the pain.

if only

Elevator

From David

No, we can't just be Facebook Friends.

Video/audio quality not the best, but still amusing. :D

Picard singing alphabet

Apologies if it's been posted before.

Via Peat: Noctilucent Clouds

Star Trek

In honor of Canada Day, eh?

Automatic coffee maker?

...the Japanese just Have to make it complicated, don't they?



...complicated and Awesome!

Anti-Pedobear Software!!

...sez "no! no! cannot unsee what I haz seen!

(taken at the Apple store in San Francisco this morning.

Also, a most definitely NSFW explanation of Pedobear.

25+ Useful Infographics for Web Designers

http://www.webdesignerdepot.com/2009/06/25-useful-infographics-for-web-designers/

Buffy Meets Edward

'Nuff said, right?

No, Jezebel.com has more.

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

I bring you now, future and current parents of the world...

Do's and Don'ts with Babies

The Very Model of a Disgruntled Harmonian

Courtesy of Isntitironic on the Fandom Wank back in 2005. Y'know, when people still didn't want to admit that Hermione and Ron made a pretty cute couple in JKRowling's eyes. Thus, the Harmonians: the 'shippers of Hermione + Harry.

I am the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian
I defend my ship of choice with diction Ciceronian
I'm trained in metaphor and in analysis subtextual
My thoughts are all outside the box, my theories intellectual

My position is secure and wholly indefensible
To understand the books aright my ship is indispensible
To overcome an evil diabolic and demonical
The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonical

The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonical
The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonical
The only weapon that will do is romance that's platonitonical

This love of loves was blossoming in every book sequentially
'Twas clear to all Harmonians they'd conssumate eventually
His daring and her intellect together quite invincible
That they are heart and soul entwined are one and all convincible

There's a diffrence, plain to see, between this dedica-ti-on
And vulgar aphrodisia that's just infatua-ti-on
Unless you follow rules chauvinistic and pedantical
Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantical

Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantical
Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantical
Such deep and pure devotion surely can't but turn romantimantical

It cannot be but destiny they're meant for true togetherness
To do the hanky-panky in their birthday altogetherness
The Herons have the brains of some amphibian Devonian
I am the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian

The Herons have the brains of some amphibian Devonian
She is the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian

That Weasleys are the face of sin I find is indisputable
Their family impecunious is base and disreputable
William is the vice of sloth, avoids the cosmetologist
In Fred and George we see the greedy and the gourmandologist

Ron is envy incarnate and Percy is pretentiousness
Ginevra Weasley can be none but lewdness and liscentiousness
Charlie is the sin of wrath - he studies things draconian
All clear as crystal to a true and disgruntled Harmonian

Charlie is the sin of wrath - he studies things draconian
All clear as crystal to a true and disgruntled Harmonian

My homepage is an archetype of graphic coordina-ti-on
And point by point lists the results of my investiga-ti-on
I quote the chapter and the page of every interac-ti-on
My case is watertight to any prudent satisfac-ti-on

And yet in doing research for my web prosecutorial
I discovered things forboding and conspiratorial
Corruption in our day and age is tragically prevalent
The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolent

The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolent
The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolent
The author's in the pay of interests wealthy and malevolevolent

Fear not, when I have brought to light the depths of this perfidity
The author won't have any choice but to rewrite the book for me
To rally others to my cause, my anthem is Didonian
I am the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian

To rally others to her cause, her anthem is Didonian
She is the very model of a disgruntled Harmonian

Shakespearean Who's on First

Call you these ballers base?

LOVE STORY (Taylor Swift) meets VIVA LA VIDA (Coldplay) - Piano Cello - by Jon Schmidt

Ok, this is actually quite good. (From Christy Smith)

Literal Eclipse of the Heart

UC Davis makes failblog!

UC Davis featured on failblog

iGod

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Despair

http://despair.com/index.html

Star Trek Inspirational Posters

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/star_trek_insp.html

FMyLife

http://www.fmylife.com/

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML

Deleted "Twilight" Sex Scene

Twittersphere

http://current.com/items/89891774_twouble-with-twitters.htm

What will be next in the series??

The original:

(non-embeddable, alas)

The even more fantastic response:

This might just be awesome.

Julia Dales: Beatboxer

Best White House Correspondents Dinners EVER

Colbert's Take (Part I):



Colbert's Take (Part II):



Colbert's Take (Part III):



Obama's Take (Part I):



Obama's Take (Part II):

Pregnant Women are Smug

No offense meant to anyone who is, has been, or may possibly be pregnant.

Also, not 100% Safe For Work. Eh, enjoy.

Pregnant Women are Smug -- powered by Cracked.com

Best. Bank. Ad. EVER.

Explanation from BoingBoing.net (where I found this gem).

Epic Quad Battle

Er, I forgot about my greatest love at UC Davis. Not the red busses, not the cows nor ducks nor choirs ...

The Epic Quad Battles.

EQB I -2005



EQB II - 2006



Yep, that's our Zorro, the Black Knight, in the final battle below:



EQB III - 2007

IKEA to Buy GM

Some assembly required.

My Little Ponies: The Live Action Film

My Little Pony: The Reign of Buttercul Sprinkles



Oh god so winful and sparkly and wonderful...

An Engineer's Guide to Cats

Cougar vs. Baby Bear!

I'm pretty sure I watched this film at some point in my childhood. Wow.

How to maek babby

The real way.

Tree grows inside lung?

Tiger Woods Gatorade Ad

It just aired tonight on Fox. It scared me badly.

Flame war, the non-starting thereof.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

I cannot believe I have not shared this yet...

Best ... Karaoke ... EVAR!

Epic Comic

As my first post here, I do hope this is epic enough. I think it's pretty awesome and funny, though long. Enjoy.

The Man Who Used to Know Everything

Wimmen are awesome, says Sesame Street....

It's true, we're cool.

BIODATA!

OK, maybe I wasn't done with the horse stuff...

First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday


2-Year-Old Donkey Called Up To Pro Donkey Basketball League

Dramatic readings of anti-evolution message board posts...

What saddens me is not so much that there is a dispute about the validity of evolution and creation as mutually exclusive theories...

... but that the arguments employed here make little logical sense.

How did we get evolution = atheism?

Sorry if it offended anyone here.

Fans are weird...

Dunno, someone linked me to it.

Obligatory Horsey Squee

I gave in. I had to.

Truly fantastic horse-rider teams.



and



OK, I'll give you a break from the horsiness for a while. I just had to get 'em out of my system.

Because everything else on the intarwubs wasn't enough to mock Twilight sufficiently...

I bring you...

Twilight: The Broodening

Rapping SWA Flight Attendant!

I know you've seen it before...



He's kind of awesome. And winful.

Sister Myotis on Thongs

Sheep LED Art

Dun dun dun DUUUNNNNNNN!!!

Yes, this is a horrible joke.

Years ago, the Seattle Symphony was doing Beethoven's Ninth under the baton of Milton Katims. At this point, you must understand two things: one, there's a long segment in this symphony where the bass players don't have a thing to do for page after page; and two, there used to be a tavern called Dez's 400 right across the street from the Seattle Opera House.


It was decided that during this performance, after the bass players had played their parts, they'd quietly lay down their instruments and leave the stage rather than sit on their stools looking (and feeling) dumb for twenty minutes. Once they got backstage, someone suggested that they go across the street and have a beer. After they had downed a couple rounds, one said, "Shouldn't we be getting back?" Another replied, "Oh, I anticipated that we'd need a little extra time, so I tied a string around the last pages of the conductor's score. When he gets down to there, Milton's going to have to slow the tempo way down while he waves the baton with one hand and fumbles with the string with the other."



So they had another round and finally returned to the Opera House, a little tipsy by now. As they came back on stage, one look at their conductor's face told them they were in serious trouble. Katims was furious because (get ready, here it comes...) it was the bottom of the Ninth, the score was tied, and the basses were loaded.

MUTO!!!

Awesomest graffiti, ever.

Gilbert Got Back

Stop Bird Porn!

Alli, your cockatiels are fueling your deviancy. Watch out.

Sita Sings the Blues!

Finally available online! Woot!

At Thirteen.org

Win!

BAD!

I blame Manny for this one.

For the Googley, Googley win!

Google Makes Us Dumber: Proof.

Where the Hell is Matt?

The One Kind of Porn you Can't Find on the Internet (from Emily)

A Hard Day's Night ... of the Living Dead.

Simon's Cat "Cat Man Do" - from Emily

Japan: Image of the Day

Netbook Capoeira

Doood.

HP Lovecraft - Fishmen: The Musical

I... well, I'll tell you what Warren Ellis said.

"A one-minute-thirty-eight-second musical version of HP Lovecraft’s THE SHADOW OVER INNSMOUTH. Really. By the clearly mad George Taylor, lyrics by the HP Lovecraft Historical Society:"

Wannabe Vampires Are Totally Pissing Off Real Vampires

Chocolate Flavoured Condoms

Disco Zoo!

No, not Disco Stu with his dead-goldfish boots...

Important Things with Demetri MartinWed 10:30pm / 9:30c

Power - Creedocide

Joke of the Day
Stand-Up Comedy

Free Online Games
More Funny Videos

Cell Phone Video - Alternate Uses!

I apologize.

Post-Apocalypse...

I know Steven likes reading post-apocalyptic survival fiction, but this is more about everyone else on the planet ... read: non-humans.



Part 1 of several.

Kitties Being Clumsy!

Starts off slow, but so worth it in the end. Also, see the poster's notes for more lulz.

Fanfic - clogging tubes since... well, who knows when?

Mary Sue.

For an explanation of the Mary Sue phenomenon, please see:

Wikipedia
Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Litmus Test
Eh, Someone Else's Opinion
Brief Field Guide
eHow.com's Opinion

And just because I wanted to make up for the silliness... I bring you the Very Secret Diaries.

Sex Over the Phone & Vibrator

Internet 101

Internet 101: The Foundation of Crack
"You know, for the kids!"

XKCD - http://xkcd.com/
Failblog - http://failblog.org/
Cracked - http://www.cracked.com/
I Can Has Cheezburger - http://icanhascheezburger.com/
Fark - http://www.fark.com/
Foamy - http://www.illwillpress.com/
iGod - http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Poke the Penguin - http://gamesville.com/html_downloads/pokePenguin.php
Bash.org (IRC funnies) - http://bash.org/
Star Trek Posters - http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/star_trek_insp.html
End of the World - http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end
Smack the Penguin - http://kevin.spleck.net/smack_the_penguin/
Things I've Shoved Through Toast - http://www.teamfishcake.co.uk/toast/
Japanese Office - http://www.hulu.com/watch/20337/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-the-japanese-office
Strongbad - http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html

Youtube
Crazy Indian Music Video


Chocolate Rain


Charlie the Unicorn


Daft Hands


Numa Numa


Kiwi


David Hasselhoff


Don't Copy that Floppy


Indian Thiller


Dildo Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnKieBzbaY

Gay Pimp - Soccer Practice


Business Time


Jeff Dunham and Peanut


Star Wars lightsaber duel


Leroy Jenkins


REACH (classroom musical)


XXX (gotcha)


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